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كلمات مجنونة و مضحكة بالانجليزية لن تجد مثلها روعه و جميلة جدا - الجوكر العربي كلمات عن الجنون و عبارات مضحكة بالانجليزي جديدة روعه للفيس بوك و الانستقرام 2020 احلى و اجمل الكلمات الرائعة و المجنونة بالانجليزية عبارات مضحكة بالانجليزي للواتس اب و تويتر 2021

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كلمات مجنونة و مضحكة بالانجليزية لن تجد مثلها روعه و جميلة جدا - الجوكر العربي


احلى و اجمل الكلمات الرائعة و المجنونة بالانجليزية عبارات مضحكة بالانجليزي للواتس اب و تويتر 2021

1-my attitude depends upon the people in front of me
2-If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.
3-If "Da Vinci Code" has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be "Vinci Da Code"!
4-Caution, Blind Man Driving.
5-Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley.
6-You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic :)
7-Be careful of following the masses - remove the "m" and who exactly are you following?
8-When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!
9-Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
10-You people are crazy! I know…I can recognize my kind.
11-I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
12-Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)
13-My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.
14-There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh
15-Whatever it is — I didn't do it!
16-Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)
17-Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!
18-If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
19-If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog
20-If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down and kill it.
21-The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)
22-I am 99.9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00.1% that keeps me going.
23-Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell...we text or call to say we're outside...
24-Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.
25-I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something :)
26-If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
27-That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.
28-i haven’t lost my brain it just couldn’t handle my ideas so it left
29-I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.
30-Life is Short - Chat Fast!
31-Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) :)
32-Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
33-When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
34-Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible.
35-All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
36-Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
37-I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.
38-I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others... :P :D
39-I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy and Paste :)
40-I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. – Zach Galifianakis
41-Don’t you sometimes just wish something would happen? Good or Bad; just for the sake of something happening.
42-If life doesn't scare the shit out of you, you're doing it wrong.
43-No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
44-Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
45-I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D
46-The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
47-Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal. :P
48-Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
49-Sorry... I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.
50-God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China :)


كلمات عن الجنون و عبارات مضحكة بالانجليزي جديدة روعه للفيس بوك والانستقرام رائعة جدا 2020


  • People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted :)
  • Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you :-D
  • I look at people sometimes and think ..... Really?? That's the sperm that won :)
  • The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
  • We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.
  • In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31
  • Friday is my second favorite F word.
  • If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.
  • I know I’m crazy. Don’t ruin my moment.
  • When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians.
  • Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
  • Never apologize for being you.
  • Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
  • People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
  • Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
  • No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
  • I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
  • I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
  • Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.
  • It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
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