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عبارات جديدة ذكاء وقصف روعه بالانجليزي لن تجد مثلها - الجوكر العربي

عبارات جديدة ذكاء وقصف روعه بالانجليزي لن تجد مثلها - الجوكر العربي ستاتوسات واتس اب بالانجليزي روعه عن الذكاء 2021 بوستات فيس بوك انجليزية جامدة ورائعة مكتوبة للنسخ والنشر اجمل ستاتيات بالانجليزية للفيس بوك والانستقرام والواتس اب وتويتر ستاتي شرات ومعاني بالانجليزي هبال روعه مكتوبة للنسخ 2021 حالات واتس اب بالانجليزي تعبر عن الذكاء والدهاء 2020 كلمات انجليزية مميزه  اقتباسات بالانجليزية ذكية ورائعة جدا 2021 اجمل الاقوال بالانجليزي جميلة ونادرة اجمل عبارات بالانجليزي تعبر عن الذكاء 2021, عبارات ذكاء وحيلة بالانجليزي للواتس اب والفيس بوك.

عبارات جديدة ذكاء وقصف روعه بالانجليزي لن تجد مثلها 2021 - الجوكر العربي
عبارات جديدة ذكاء وقصف روعه بالانجليزي لن تجد مثلها - الجوكر العربي


اجمل عبارات بالانجليزي تعبر عن الذكاء 2021, عبارات ذكاء وحيلة بالانجليزي للواتس اب والفيس بوك

1-Any one need relationship advice? Message me and i will be here for anyone :)
2-My first name and your last name would sound great together.
3-ADMIT IT: Life would be so boring without me.
4-I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn't want to study :)
5-I might as well call you Google, Because you have everything that I am looking for.
6-If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
7-Typing a long text to your crush with your true feelings but then erasing it and typing… Yeah. Ever Happened?
8-Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
9-When you meet me, you think I am quiet. Then you get to know me and just wish I was quiet.
10-If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
11-Just wondering why brain cells die, skin cells die, your hair follicle die, but fat cells live FOREVER?
12-Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?
13-Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
14-LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.
15-Some people might be less attractive but once you get to know them they are hot as hell.
16-HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember and remembers what we want to forget.
17-There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I enjoy every second of it.
18-I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
19-You are not to old complete your dream true!
20-No matter how long we have traveled on the wrong road, we can always turn around.
21-Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
22-The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
23-People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would be brave enough to climb it.
24-If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
25-I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.
26-There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.
27-I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.
28-If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?
29-Better late than never, but never late is better.
30-Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
31-Don't talk to me Because I was attached easily!
32-Sometimes the best revenge is moving forward and being happy despite the people that try to drag you down.
33-Can you stop being so attractive? I`m trying to move on here..
34-Hearts know things that the eyes don’t see and feels things that the mind cannot understand.
35-When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
36-People wanna see you doing well but not better than them :)
37-Im a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.
38-If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong..!
39-The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can't do.!
40-Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.
41-Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.
42-Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..
43-Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.
44-Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.
45-Advantages of speaking truth is that you don't need to think to speak!
46-Don't think about tomorrow, Think about the now!
47-In today's world, the key to success is to delete your.. Whatsapp and Facebook account!
48-Hi – Im the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.
49-if Any one need relationship than Msg me I am free for everyone!
50-“Be Brave” Even if you are not pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.


اقتباسات بالانجليزية ذكية ورائعة جدا 2021 اجمل الاقوال بالانجليزي جميلة ونادرة

-If you expect the world to be fair with you b'coz you are fair with them. It's like expecting a lion not to eat you b'coz you don't eat lion.
-Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
-Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.
-I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
-I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
-I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.
-Lets learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore Terms and conditions of any software.
-I feel like a Indiana Jones, b'coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
-God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so s3xy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well...we all make mistakes.
-The best nicknames are usually the ones people don’t know they have.
-Money can’t buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.
-Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
-Always try don't feel fail without try!
-Plese don’t talk to me, I get attached too easily.
-Sometimes no matter..! how much you want things to happen!, all you can do is wait...
-If they can’t do their part, they don’t deserve your heart.
-Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
-People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.
-We should love, Not fall in love...Because everything that falls, gets broken...
-?BUT is just a word you use when you’re afraid to try.
-I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
-Everybody is beautiful to somebody.
-No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.
-I am Not link to my self 'Special' I think I am 'Limited' Edition!
-Cheating is easy …. try something more challenging … like being faithful.
-Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see... and don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
-An empty web browsing history is a sure sign of pure guilt. ;)
-Ray says crazy is good, crazy is free, crazy is me..
-I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-My first name and your last name, together make sound great!..
-When you miss someone, you keep checking their profile.
-Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
-A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it.


حالات واتس اب بالانجليزي تعبر عن الذكاء والدهاء 2020 كلمات انجليزية مميزه

-I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
-You are gonna need therapy after you meet me..
-We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.
-If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
-The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
-About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing for exams.
-Facebook: where stalking people is OK.
-Its not illegal unless you get caught.
-People who are closed mind always open their mouth!
-Don't talk to me Bcoz I was attached easily!
-Real relationship is that in which we fight love trust each other.!
-No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.
-My life is like open book but I am not allowed to anyone to read it!
-The longest five minutes are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last five minutes of an exam.
-FACEBOOK: the only book teens read these days.
-My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.
-Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.


اجمل ستاتيات بالانجليزية للفيس بوك والانستقرام والواتس اب وتويتر ستاتي شرات ومعاني بالانجليزي هبال روعه مكتوبة للنسخ 2021

1-I wish my phone never ran out of battery, my fridge never ran out of food and my wallet never ran out of money.
2-If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you dont, you’ll find an excuse.
3-For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.
4-When it's time to go, don't doubt or hesitate, hello to Great and Good Bye to good!!!
5-People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isn’t that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, don’t change who you really are..
6-If somebody really cares about you they will never put you on the back burner.
7-Crazy people love crazy people cuz normal people don’t understand..
8-Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..
9-I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
10-Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.
11-My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.
12-Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me … I’ll
13-You don’t have to watch what you say if you watch what you think.
14-My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.
15-Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.
16-People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.
17-No I didn't trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
18-It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
19-There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!
20-Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.
21-LOVE is when I can’t pay attention in class because Im too busy writing her first name with my last name.
22-My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there.
23-I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!
24-I have to admit, God was just showing off when he created me.
25-All man are not fools, some stay bachelors.!
26-I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now…
27-Dream is not complete by sleeping!
28-Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.
29-I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.
30-Hanry says my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..
31-Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
32-Can you see yourself the way others see you?
33-You remind me of my Chinese friend...Ug Lee
34-I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident.
35-Sometimes its better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel.
36-You know sweety, my lips won’t just kiss themselves. Please help.
37-I might as well call you Google, Bcoz you have everything that I am looking for...
38-Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
39-You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.
40-I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!
41-Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you …….. Priceless :)
42-GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)
43-You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.
44-No one is perfect understanding is important!
45-I’m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.
46-I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….
47-What you see on the outside is usually the opposite of what’s on the inside.
48-I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
49-Shany has lost her mind, if found, please handle with care it may blow at any time. I apologize for the inconvenience,but could you return it anyway.
50-would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark professionals built the Titanic
51-I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
52-Love doesn't show up on an X-ray... but it's there.
53-Wonders, do you do anything on your own or does everyone else think and make your decisions for you?
54-History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
55-ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos and Google with no results.
56-If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?
57-Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
58-My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.
59-STUDY? The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
60-Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
61-Leave present time good, No one know about the tomorrow!
62-Sometimes even I’M afraid of the things my mind comes up with.
63-When your enemies are making mistakes, don’t interrupt them.
64-I want a real relationship, not a facebook one..
65-Rules are made to the break!
66-Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
67-There is nothing greater in the world, than being loving parents...
68-Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.
69-Don’t worry about tomorrow you did that yesterday.
70-You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.


ستاتوسات واتس اب بالانجليزي روعه عن الذكاء 2021 بوستات فيس بوك انجليزية جامدة ورائعة مكتوبة للنسخ والنشر.

-Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information??
-If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
-When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me reply that’s the point.
-IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.
-I am 'SINGLE' Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME...!
-You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.
-God made every person different, He got tired! when time he got to china...
-I don’t like to think myself as ‘Special’ I like to think myself as limited edition.
-You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you are blocking the traffic.
-The true beauty of a woman is her ability to make a man better in every way.
-I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.
-LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
-It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
-What if life come with a ?? REW ? PLAY ¦¦PAUSE ¦¦STOP


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